Languages

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Ruby
ruby 1.8.4 (2005-12-24) [i486-linux]
Perl
This is perl, v5.8.8 built for i486-linux-gnu-thread-multi
Python
Python 2.4.4c1
PHP
PHP 5.1.6 (cli) (built: Oct 10 2006 19:01:22)
Scheme
Gauche scheme interpreter, version 0.8.7 [utf-8,pthreads]
Common LISP
GNU CLISP 2.39 (2006-07-16) (built 3363342252) (memory 3379002337)
Software: GNU C 4.1.2 20060715 (prerelease) (Ubuntu 4.1.1-9ubuntu1)
/usr/bin/gcc-4.1 -g -O2 -W -Wswitch -Wcomment -Wpointer-arith -Wimplicit -Wreturn-type -Wmissing-declarations -Wno-sign-compare -O2 -fexpensive-optimizations -falign-functions=4 -DUNICODE -DDYNAMIC_FFI -DDYNAMIC_MODULES -I. -x none libcharset.a libavcall.a libcallback.a /usr/lib/libreadline.so -lncurses -ldl   -L/usr/lib -lsigsegv
SAFETY=0 HEAPCODES LINUX_NOEXEC_HEAPCODES GENERATIONAL_GC SPVW_BLOCKS SPVW_MIXED TRIVIALMAP_MEMORY
libsigsegv 2.4
libreadline 5.1
Features:
(ASDF CLC-OS-DEBIAN COMMON-LISP-CONTROLLER CLX-ANSI-COMMON-LISP CLX READLINE
 REGEXP SYSCALLS I18N LOOP COMPILER CLOS MOP CLISP ANSI-CL COMMON-LISP LISP=CL
 INTERPRETER SOCKETS GENERIC-STREAMS LOGICAL-PATHNAMES SCREEN FFI GETTEXT
 UNICODE BASE-CHAR=CHARACTER PC386 UNIX)
C Modules: (clisp i18n syscalls regexp readline linux clx)
Installation directory: /usr/lib/clisp/
User language: ENGLISH
Machine: I686 (I686) ux
Io
Io 20061005

Note timeout of Io is 2sec since it starts slow.

JavaScript
JavaScript-C 1.6 pre-release 1 2006-04-04 usage: js [-PswWxC] [-b branchlimit] [-c stackchunksize] [-v version] [-f scriptfile] [-e script] [-S maxstacksize] [scriptfile] [scriptarg...]
Lua
Lua 5.1.1 Copyright (C) 1994-2006 Lua.org, PUC-Rio
Tcl
tclsh8.4
Smalltalk
GNU Smalltalk version 2.1.12 Copyright 2003 Free Software Foundation, Inc. Written by Steve Byrne (sbb@gnu.org) and Paolo Bonzini (bonzini@gnu.org) GNU Smalltalk comes with NO WARRANTY, to the extent permitted by law. You may redistribute copies of GNU Smalltalk under the terms of the GNU General Public License. For more information, see the file named COPYING. Using default kernel path: /usr/share/gnu-smalltalk/kernel Using default image path: /usr/share/gnu-smalltalk
Prolog
Welcome to SWI-Prolog (Multi-threaded, Version 5.6.14) Copyright (c) 1990-2006 University of Amsterdam. SWI-Prolog comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY. This is free software, and you are welcome to redistribute it under certain conditions. Please visit http://www.swi-prolog.org for details.

The following command will be used (entry point should be 'm'):

swipl -t m -q -s $1
Forth
gforth 0.6.2

The following command will be used:

gforth $1 -e bye
BASIC
yabasic 2.763, built on i486-pc-linux-gnu Copyright 1995-2005 by Marc-Oliver Ihm
Perl6
   ______
 /\   __ \
 \ \  \/\ \ __  __  ______  ______     (P)erl6
  \ \   __//\ \/\ \/\  __ \/\  ___\    (U)ser's
   \ \  \/ \ \ \_\ \ \ \/\ \ \___  \   (G)olfing
    \ \__\  \ \____/\ \____ \/\_____\  (S)ystem
     \/__/   \/___/  \/___/\ \/____/
                       /\____/               Version: 6.2.10
                       \/___/    Copyright 2005 by Autrijus Tang
--------------------------------------------------------------------
 Web: http://pugscode.org/           Email: perl6-compiler@perl.org

Erlang
Erlang (BEAM) emulator version 5.5.1 [source] [async-threads:0] [kernel-poll:false]

Module name should be same as filename. The entry point function is 'm'. The following command will be used ($m is module name):

erl -noshell -s $m m -s init stop
J
J601.
A+
Copyright (c) 1990-2005 Morgan Stanley. All rights reserved. This version is Release 4.20
Mind
日本語プログラミング言語 Mind Version 7.10 for UNIX Copyright(C) 1985-2000 Scripts Lab. Inc.
C
Using built-in specs. Target: i486-linux-gnu Configured with: ../src/configure -v --enable-languages=c,c++,fortran,objc,obj-c++,treelang --prefix=/usr --enable-shared --with-system-zlib --libexecdir=/usr/lib --without-included-gettext --enable-threads=posix --enable-nls --program-suffix=-4.1 --enable-__cxa_atexit --enable-clocale=gnu --enable-libstdcxx-debug --enable-mpfr --enable-checking=release i486-linux-gnu Thread model: posix gcc version 4.1.2 20060928 (prerelease) (Ubuntu 4.1.1-13ubuntu5)
C++
It's also GCC.

Using built-in specs. Target: i486-linux-gnu Configured with: ../src/configure -v --enable-languages=c,c++,fortran,objc,obj-c++,treelang --prefix=/usr --enable-shared --with-system-zlib --libexecdir=/usr/lib --without-included-gettext --enable-threads=posix --enable-nls --program-suffix=-4.1 --enable-__cxa_atexit --enable-clocale=gnu --enable-libstdcxx-debug --enable-mpfr --enable-checking=release i486-linux-gnu Thread model: posix gcc version 4.1.2 20060928 (prerelease) (Ubuntu 4.1.1-13ubuntu5)

D
Digital Mars D Compiler v1.015 Copyright (c) 1999-2007 by Digital Mars written by Walter Bright Documentation: www.digitalmars.com/d/index.html
OCaml
The Objective Caml toplevel, version 3.09.2
Haskell
The Glorious Glasgow Haskell Compilation System, version 6.6
Ada
GNAT 4.1.220060928prerelease (Ubuntu 4.1.1-15ubuntu1) Copyright 1996-2005, Free Software Foundation, Inc.
ObjC
Using built-in specs. Target: i486-linux-gnu Configured with: ../src/configure -v --enable-languages=c,c++,fortran,objc,obj-c++,treelang --prefix=/usr --enable-shared --with-system-zlib --libexecdir=/usr/lib --without-included-gettext --enable-threads=posix --enable-nls --program-suffix=-4.1 --enable-__cxa_atexit --enable-clocale=gnu --enable-libstdcxx-debug --enable-mpfr --enable-checking=release i486-linux-gnu Thread model: posix gcc version 4.1.2 20060928 (prerelease) (Ubuntu 4.1.1-13ubuntu5)
Java
Using built-in specs. Reading specs from /usr/lib/gcc/i486-linux-gnu/4.1.2/libgcj.spec rename spec startfile to startfileorig rename spec lib to liborig Target: i486-linux-gnu Configured with: ../src/configure -v --enable-languages=c,c++,java --prefix=/usr --enable-shared --with-system-zlib --libexecdir=/usr/lib --without-included-gettext --enable-threads=posix --enable-nls --program-suffix=-4.1 --enable-__cxa_atexit --enable-clocale=gnu --enable-java-awt=gtk-default --enable-gtk-cairo --enable-plugin --with-java-home=/usr/lib/jvm/java-1.4.2-gcj-4.1-1.4.2.0/jre --enable-checking=release i486-linux-gnu Thread model: posix gcc version 4.1.2 20060928 (prerelease) (Ubuntu 4.1.1-14ubuntu7)
Pascal
Reading specs from /usr/lib/gcc/i486-linux-gnu/3.4.6/specs Configured with: ../src/configure -v --enable-languages=c,c++,f77,pascal --prefix=/usr --libexecdir=/usr/lib --with-gxx-include-dir=/usr/include/c++/3.4 --enable-shared --with-system-zlib --enable-nls --without-included-gettext --program-suffix=-3.4 --enable-__cxa_atexit --enable-clocale=gnu --enable-libstdcxx-debug --with-tune=pentium4 i486-linux-gnu Thread model: posix gpc version 20060325, based on gcc-3.4.6 (Ubuntu 3.4.6-3ubuntu1)
Fortran
Using built-in specs. Target: i486-linux-gnu Configured with: ../src/configure -v --enable-languages=c,c++,fortran,objc,obj-c++,treelang --prefix=/usr --enable-shared --with-system-zlib --libexecdir=/usr/lib --without-included-gettext --enable-threads=posix --enable-nls --program-suffix=-4.1 --enable-__cxa_atexit --enable-clocale=gnu --enable-libstdcxx-debug --enable-mpfr --enable-checking=release i486-linux-gnu Thread model: posix gcc version 4.1.2 20060928 (prerelease) (Ubuntu 4.1.1-13ubuntu5)
C#
Mono C# compiler version 1.1.17.1
COBOL
cobc (OpenCOBOL) 0.32 Copyright (C) 2001-2004 Keisuke Nishida
Curry
Zinc cyc version 1.0.2 (built on 20061110)
AWK
mawk 1.3.3 Nov 1996, Copyright (C) Michael D. Brennan compiled limits: max NF 32767 sprintf buffer 1020
sed
GNU sed version 4.1.5 Copyright (C) 2003 Free Software Foundation, Inc. This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. There is NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, to the extent permitted by law.
Bash
GNU bash, version 3.1.17(1)-release (i486-pc-linux-gnu) Copyright (C) 2005 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
xgawk
Extensible GNU Awk 3.1.5 (build beta.20060401) with dynamic loading Copyright (C) 1989, 1991-2005 Free Software Foundation.
m4
This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. There is NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
Postscript
GPL Ghostscript 8.50 (2005-12-31)
Copyright (C) 2005 artofcode LLC, Benicia, CA.  All rights reserved.
This software comes with NO WARRANTY: see the file PUBLIC for details.
The following command will be used:
gs -q -dNODISPLAY -dBATCH -dNOPAUSE
Brainfuck
Whitespace
Befunge
Pefunge
Minus
Unlambda
D-compile-time
Digital Mars D Compiler v1.004 Copyright (c) 1999-2007 by Digital Mars written by Walter Bright Documentation: www.digitalmars.com/d/index.html
gas
GNU assembler 2.17 Debian GNU/Linux Copyright 2005 Free Software Foundation, Inc. This program is free software; you may redistribute it under the terms of the GNU General Public License. This program has absolutely no warranty. This assembler was configured for a target of `i486-linux-gnu'.
x86
You can upload linux binary.

Linux ux 2.6.17-6-generic-xen0 #3 SMP Mon Oct 16 06:15:23 UTC 2006 i686 GNU/Linux