#!ruby -pl
$_=Hash[*%W[x %sn w %ssagi M %sni Q sayonaraion e %snagi 4 itadakimausu R %skanku u %snbou I %susu / %s j tanoshii#{p=" nakamaga popopopo-n"} J yukaina#{p}]][$_.crypt("zx")[3,1]]%$_
Note that non-ascii characters in the above source code will be escaped (such as \x9f).