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dim t$(21)
n=token("A ,ing,. ,Artagnan,Which,The,Of,And,To,His,Was,You,That,For,Have,This,From,Against,Without,Quixote,Monsieur",t$(),",")
c$="=+~}#@*&<>{?[]()_/|$%"
for i=1to n
g=1
do
q=instr(a$,mid$(c$,i,1),g)
if!q break
a$=left$(a$,q-1)+t$(i)+mid$(a$,q+1)
g=q+1loop
next
b=len(a$)
for i=1to b
d$=mid$(a$,i,1)
g=d$>="A"and d$<="Z"and f
if g?" ",chr$(asc(d$)+32);
if!g?d$;
f=d$>="a"and"z">=d$or instr(",;.",d$)next
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