Translate American to Canadian by clock

gets p;s=gsub(/(cent|[aei].)er/,"\\1re");s[18]=s[83]=s[-75]="o"+s[-3]="u";s[219]="";s[96]="c";s[290,5]="toqu";s[67,4]="maple syrup";s[254]=s[-53]="mme";$><<s

Note that non-ascii characters in the above source code will be escaped (such as \x9f).

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