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Sample input:_

I was at my neighbor's house watching the football game, drinking beer, when my favorite defenseman got tackled by the other team's center, three meters from the goal!
The theater has a three-for-one deal if you enroll in their credit card program.   Sign up this week, and you get a nice beanie!
If you don't get enough fiber in your diet, you can enter a behavior modification program.  It's a pain in the ass, but it worked for my mom.

Sample output:

I was at my neighbour's house watching the football game, drinking maple syrup, when my favourite defenceman got tackled by the other team's centre, three metres from the goal!
The theatre has a three-for-one deal if you enrol in their credit card programme.   Sign up this week, and you get a nice toque!
If you don't get enough fibre in your diet, you can enter a behaviour modification programme.  It's a pain in the ass, but it worked for my mum.

Ranking

Ruby _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1yvl1360.00402011/09/18 21:47:590B / 82B / 35B
2bk1e1510.00182011/09/12 15:52:510B / 92B / 41B
3clock1570.00182011/09/20 22:11:180B / 77B / 78B
4yibe(clock(yvl))1200.00382011/09/30 21:08:480B / 67B / 34B
5yibe1210.00252011/09/27 19:36:130B / 68B / 34B
6clock(yvl)1320.00202011/09/27 16:26:490B / 79B / 34B

Perl _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1yibe1120.03982011/09/25 07:05:280B / 63B / 45B
2Hem1250.00122011/09/24 00:45:470B / 70B / 51B
3ninjalj1270.00112011/09/20 00:17:000B / 75B / 48B
4macik1380.00122011/09/20 22:08:210B / ?B / ?B
5yibe1100.04662011/09/27 15:22:340B / 60B / 47B

Python _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1hallvabo1800.01822011/09/14 00:46:188B / 95B / 61B
2hallvabo (regexp)1810.02792011/09/22 06:28:560B / 114B / 55B
3twobit(hallvabo)1790.02752011/10/05 22:02:300B / 110B / 57B

JavaScript _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1nn1980.00252011/09/18 21:28:490B / 126B / 70B
2nn(yibe)1670.00312011/09/30 23:35:060B / 112B / 53B
3yibe(nn)1700.00362011/09/30 21:57:180B / 110B / 58B
4nn1730.00372011/09/30 14:15:110B / 111B / 61B
5_1780.00272011/09/30 10:20:040B / 115B / 62B
6Tomac1960.04142011/09/29 17:09:570B / ?B / ?B

J _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1I., S.(bin)1250.03362011/09/16 20:47:3627B / 56B / 39B
2I., S.1330.02672011/09/15 22:24:570B / 62B / 68B
3I., S.(bin)1240.02682011/10/22 23:21:5227B / 56B / 38B

C _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1ka-ya4710.00042011/09/15 21:37:240B / ?B / ?B

Pascal _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1*yuko*2430.00082011/09/14 21:14:340B / 147B / 88B
2uru2490.00072011/09/12 18:16:200B / 154B / 85B

Fortran _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1*yuko*2810.00082011/09/14 21:09:000B / 151B / 126B
2*yuko*2650.01312011/10/22 02:08:320B / 142B / 119B

COBOL _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1*yuko*3170.00082011/09/24 17:00:380B / 215B / 84B

sed _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1nn1210.00112011/09/17 16:27:410B / 68B / 43B
2I., S.1270.00112011/09/15 18:50:270B / 75B / 41B
3ninjalj1270.00112011/09/20 00:12:580B / 75B / 50B
4yibe(nn)1130.00122011/09/27 19:49:070B / 61B / 44B

Brainfuck _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1mitchs (cheat)1090.00272014/03/02 14:46:2739B / 34B / 34B

z80 _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1*yuko*830.00122011/09/24 12:02:0256B / 13B / 13B

Vim _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1nn770.03552011/09/24 12:49:407B / 58B / 11B
2clock720.03052011/12/21 04:15:044B / 54B / 12B

Groovy _

RankUserSizeTimeDateStatistics
1nn2182.05502011/09/18 21:58:550B / 139B / 77B

Language Ranking_

RankLangUserSizeScore
1Vimclock7210000
2z80*yuko*838674
3Brainfuckmitchs (cheat)1096605
4Perlyibe1106545
5sedyibe(nn)1136371
6Rubyyibe(clock(yvl))1206000
7JI., S.(bin)1245806
8JavaScriptnn(yibe)1674311
9Pythontwobit(hallvabo)1794022
10Groovynn2183302
11Pascal*yuko*2432962
12Fortran*yuko*2652716
13COBOL*yuko*3172271
14Cka-ya4711528

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