main(){printf("I was at my neighbour's house watching the football game, drinking maple syrup, when my favourite defenceman got tackled by the other team's centre, three metres from the goal!\nThe theatre has a three-for-one deal if you enrol in their credit card programme. Sign up this week, and you get a nice toque!\nIf you don't get enough fibre in your diet, you can enter a behaviour modification programme. It's a pain in the ass, but it worked for my mum.");}
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