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Problem

Output a derangement of the source code.

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Options

exec is denied

now post-mortem time, all source codes will be revealed

Sample input:_

*NOTHING*

Sample output:

*** DERANGEMENT OF YOUR SOURCE CODE ***

Ranking

Ruby _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	Histocrat	9	0.0002	2013/06/18 05:37:11	0B / 4B / 4B
2	leonid	9	0.0116	2013/06/18 05:51:09	0B / 4B / 4B
3	shinh	9	0.0118	2013/06/18 06:35:20	0B / 4B / 4B
4	kaki	9	0.0177	2013/06/18 13:51:25	0B / 4B / 4B
5	youz	9	0.0111	2013/06/20 12:45:18	0B / 4B / 4B
6	yibe	9	0.0105	2013/06/27 11:01:50	0B / 4B / 4B
7	primo	9	0.0001	2013/07/09 14:58:45	0B / 4B / 4B

Perl _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	whio	18	0.1606	2013/07/10 06:44:22	0B / 14B / 4B
2	nai	18	0.0151	2013/07/14 10:53:50	0B / 14B / 4B
3	tails	18	0.0141	2013/07/15 11:58:31	0B / 14B / 4B
4	teebee	20	0.0154	2013/06/18 08:06:18	0B / 12B / 6B
5	test1	20	0.0001	2013/06/18 14:18:27	0B / ?B / ?B
6	yibe	20	0.0001	2013/06/23 18:19:29	0B / 11B / 7B
7	primo	22	0.0123	2013/06/21 16:35:41	0B / 16B / 6B
8	primo (alt)	22	0.0362	2013/07/09 14:37:11	0B / 12B / 10B
9	tails (alnum)	30	0.0001	2013/06/19 22:10:42	0B / 24B / 0B
10	teebee(alnum)	30	0.0001	2013/06/20 06:03:09	0B / 24B / 0B

Python _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	leonid	21	0.0290	2013/06/18 05:55:00	0B / 12B / 8B
2	rolf	21	0.0334	2013/06/20 21:25:18	0B / 12B / 8B
3	__khris__	21	0.0272	2013/06/26 17:44:53	0B / ?B / ?B
4	pv2b	21	0.0293	2013/07/08 06:38:51	0B / 12B / 8B
5	rolf(shift)	107	0.0421	2013/06/20 06:47:34	0B / 67B / 38B
6	rolf(rnd)	138	0.1429	2013/06/20 06:21:43	0B / 89B / 38B

PHP _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	primo	22	0.2299	2013/06/21 16:47:19	11B / 2B / 9B
2	leonid	22	0.0196	2013/06/26 10:48:24	11B / 2B / 9B
3	primo (sym)	28	0.0194	2013/07/09 15:11:05	0B / 0B / 28B

Scheme _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	kaki	23	0.0155	2013/06/20 20:38:01	0B / 7B / 13B
2	youz	23	0.0166	2013/06/20 23:32:03	0B / 9B / 11B
3	teebee	29	0.0191	2013/06/20 10:57:22	0B / 15B / 10B

Common LISP _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	youz	29	0.0184	2013/06/20 23:44:04	0B / 14B / 11B

Io _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	41	0.1000	2013/07/07 09:09:55	0B / 31B / 8B
2	teebee(alnum)	42	0.0771	2013/07/12 06:47:06	0B / 37B / 0B

JavaScript _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	leonid	28	0.0129	2013/06/20 07:25:31	0B / 14B / 12B
2	FizzyTea	28	0.0230	2013/06/20 15:12:56	0B / 14B / 12B
3	0mg	28	0.0110	2013/06/20 18:54:43	0B / 14B / 12B
4	Shmiddty	28	0.0109	2013/06/21 00:37:17	0B / 14B / 12B
5	Shmiddty (read)	31	0.0109	2013/06/20 00:52:25	0B / 19B / 10B
6	teebee	31	0.0133	2013/06/20 04:26:12	0B / 19B / 10B
7	kaki(cheat)	31	0.0168	2013/06/20 14:09:22	0B / 19B / 10B
8	_	33	0.0234	2013/06/19 07:31:58	0B / 19B / 9B
9	ktt	33	0.0145	2013/06/19 07:33:14	0B / 19B / 9B
10	ktt(read)	33	0.0125	2013/06/19 19:58:41	0B / 21B / 10B
11	FizzyTea(read)	36	0.0251	2013/06/18 06:00:42	0B / 23B / 13B
12	Shmiddty (no-read)	40	0.0131	2013/06/18 03:47:20	0B / ?B / ?B

Lua _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	45	0.0104	2013/06/21 16:19:52	0B / 29B / 15B

Xtal _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	37	0.0164	2013/06/20 06:28:03	0B / 19B / 16B

REXX _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	18	0.0142	2013/06/18 08:37:40	0B / 14B / 2B

PARI/GP _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	44	0.0186	2013/06/21 16:33:56	0B / 27B / 17B

BASIC _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	35	0.0001	2013/06/19 01:54:36	0B / 22B / 12B

J _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	I., S.	22	0.0231	2013/10/09 06:41:09	0B / 12B / 8B

A+ _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	zzo38	19	0.0190	2013/06/22 16:13:26	0B / 9B / 2B

K _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	14	0.0106	2013/06/20 04:56:51	0B / 7B / 7B

C _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	nai(read)	49	0.0001	2013/07/12 02:35:46	0B / 27B / 20B
2	teebee	50	0.0141	2013/06/23 07:58:36	4B / 24B / 22B
3	tails	51	0.0001	2013/06/22 19:48:52	0B / 30B / 20B
4	TokusiN	52	0.0002	2013/06/23 02:14:41	0B / ?B / ?B
5	nai	52	0.0001	2013/07/01 17:41:18	0B / 26B / 26B
6	kaki(cheat)	53	0.0001	2013/07/15 18:33:10	0B / 29B / 24B
7	shinh	60	0.0097	2013/06/18 03:43:42	0B / 34B / 26B
8	inaniwa	60	0.0134	2013/06/19 12:03:31	0B / 34B / 26B
9	ush	60	0.0143	2013/06/19 14:47:31	0B / 34B / 26B
10	kaki	60	0.0001	2013/06/20 17:56:32	0B / 34B / 26B
11	panokani	60	0.0001	2013/07/06 06:58:00	0B / 28B / 32B
12	nai(teebee)	48	0.0001	2013/07/16 16:38:59	4B / 23B / 20B
13	nai(read)	48	0.0001	2013/07/16 16:40:19	4B / 23B / 20B

Haskell _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	kaki	36	0.0198	2013/06/18 14:31:32	0B / 18B / 15B
2	henkma	36	0.0001	2013/06/22 23:40:07	0B / 18B / 17B

Java _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	106	0.0603	2013/06/21 07:00:14	0B / 68B / 34B

Pascal _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	75	0.0001	2013/06/23 12:05:28	0B / 52B / 21B

Octave _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	pooq	6	0.2262	2013/06/18 14:02:32	0B / 2B / 1B
2	teebee	6	0.2074	2013/06/18 14:17:57	0B / 2B / 1B
3	inaniwa	6	0.1787	2013/06/19 11:55:06	0B / 2B / 1B

AWK _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	35	0.0104	2013/06/20 08:57:08	0B / 26B / 8B

sed _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	tails	24	0.0106	2013/06/19 12:45:00	0B / 6B / 16B
2	%20	18	0.0107	2016/08/19 21:43:00	0B / 8B / 6B

Bash _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	pv2b	7	0.0073	2013/07/08 06:47:00	0B / ?B / ?B
2	nu	7	0.0125	2013/07/08 14:44:41	0B / 4B / 1B
3	teebee	9	0.0042	2013/07/08 08:31:56	0B / 5B / 1B
4	teebee(nu,pv2b)	6	0.0115	2013/07/16 06:56:27	0B / 3B / 1B

Bash (builtins) _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	tails	10	0.0045	2017/04/27 17:29:25	0B / 4B / 4B

Zsh _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	pv2b	7	0.0029	2013/07/14 06:40:11	0B / ?B / ?B
2	teebee	9	0.0146	2013/07/14 06:56:18	0B / 5B / 1B
3	zzo38(read)	16	0.0125	2013/06/22 16:19:24	0B / 9B / 4B
4	McBusLuck	6	0.0069	2020/04/16 00:38:38	0B / 3B / 1B

Fish _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	14	0.0211	2013/07/07 04:13:24	0B / 9B / 3B

dc _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	tails	8	0.0127	2013/06/18 12:18:52	0B / 7B / 0B

R _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee (Sisyphus)	3	0.1124	2022/12/15 09:12:42	0B / 1B / 1B

Brainfuck _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	TokusiN	198	0.0001	2013/06/29 19:29:13	87B / 0B / 110B
2	test1	218	0.0001	2013/06/30 03:52:02	99B / ?B / ?B
3	mitchs (cheat)	12	0.0284	2015/12/31 04:15:18	1B / 0B / 9B
4	mitchs	108	0.0001	2014/02/11 23:55:40	7B / 0B / 100B

Befunge _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	kaki	16	0.0001	2013/06/18 17:25:46	0B / 5B / 10B

><> _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	%20	7	0.0813	2015/10/13 12:25:32	0B / 3B / 4B
2	Sp3000	8	0.0648	2015/10/10 20:27:32	0B / 3B / 5B

GolfScript _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	leonid	2	0.0255	2013/06/18 06:40:33	0B / ?B / ?B
2	teebee	2	0.0157	2013/06/18 09:08:13	0B / 1B / 0B
3	whio	2	0.0162	2013/06/18 10:08:44	0B / 1B / 0B
4	tails	2	0.0171	2013/06/18 11:37:36	0B / 1B / 0B
5	kaki	2	0.0159	2013/06/18 13:44:32	0B / 1B / 0B
6	clock	2	0.0200	2013/06/19 06:57:46	0B / 1B / 0B
7	Shmiddty	2	0.0162	2013/06/19 08:14:40	0B / 1B / 0B
8	inaniwa	2	0.0163	2013/06/19 12:19:51	0B / 1B / 0B
9	yibe	2	0.0185	2013/06/27 16:20:44	0B / 1B / 0B
10	primo	2	0.0549	2013/07/09 14:59:26	0B / 1B / 0B
11	nooodl	2	0.0166	2013/07/10 08:35:42	0B / ?B / ?B
12	Erik the Outgolfer	2	0.0346	2021/05/24 05:43:51	0B / 1B / 0B

gs2 _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	tails	3	0.1540	2022/12/15 13:42:25	1B / 1B / 0B
2	mitchs	4	0.0813	2015/02/07 16:31:59	1B / 1B / 0B

FerNANDo _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	tails (alnum)	88	0.0423	2013/07/03 01:07:57	0B / 44B / 0B
2	tails	88	0.0527	2013/07/03 01:11:47	0B / 44B / 0B
3	test1	386	0.0442	2013/06/18 04:29:26	0B / ?B / ?B

Vim _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	FizzyTea	26	0.0110	2013/06/20 16:31:31	0B / 18B / 4B

Groovy _

Rank	User	Size	Time	Date	Statistics
1	teebee	38	0.8034	2013/07/12 06:23:03	0B / 24B / 12B

Language Ranking_

Rank	Lang	User	Size	Score
1	GolfScript	leonid	2	10000
2	R	teebee (Sisyphus)	3	6666
3	gs2	tails	3	6666
4	Octave	pooq	6	3333
5	Bash	teebee(nu,pv2b)	6	3333
6	Zsh	McBusLuck	6	3333
7	><>	%20	7	2857
8	dc	tails	8	2500
9	Ruby	Histocrat	9	2222
10	Bash (builtins)	tails	10	2000
11	Brainfuck	mitchs (cheat)	12	1666
12	K	teebee	14	1428
13	Fish	teebee	14	1428
14	Befunge	kaki	16	1250
15	REXX	teebee	18	1111
16	Perl	whio	18	1111
17	sed	%20	18	1111
18	A+	zzo38	19	1052
19	Python	leonid	21	952
20	PHP	primo	22	909
21	J	I., S.	22	909
22	Scheme	kaki	23	869
23	Vim	FizzyTea	26	769
24	JavaScript	leonid	28	714
25	Common LISP	youz	29	689
26	BASIC	teebee	35	571
27	AWK	teebee	35	571
28	Haskell	kaki	36	555
29	Xtal	teebee	37	540
30	Groovy	teebee	38	526
31	Io	teebee	41	487
32	PARI/GP	teebee	44	454
33	Lua	teebee	45	444
34	C	nai(read)	48	416
35	Pascal	teebee	75	266
36	FerNANDo	tails (alnum)	88	227
37	Java	teebee	106	188

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